Monday, July 2, 2012

The Marathon that is Pregnancy

Over the past 9 months I have documented stories and encounters of different types, all relating to this crazy journey called pregnancy. As MKB's due-date approaches, I thought it was time to organize those thoughts and put them down in blog-history so that one day he will understand the bigger picture of how he got here and some of what his (self-proclaimed AMAZING) mother went through along the way. :)

FAVORITE FOODS...
  • Sweet pickles 
  • Hamburgers
  • Rice
  • Quiznos veggie sandwich with turkey, hold the mushrooms and the olives
  • Grilled cheese with turkey
  • Regular Ruffles potato chips
  • Birthday cake (for a short period of time)
  • Tuna salad (which, I was only allowed to eat in moderation because doctors worry about mercury poisoning)
  • Nectarines
  • Lemon flavored Italian ice, lemon water, lemonade... (you get the drift)
  • Chicken fingers from Sedgefield's pool-side cafe
  • Ginger
  • Fresh veggies
  • Carbonated beverages

THINGS THAT DROVE ME CRAZY...
  • Small bathrooms
  • Ridiculously skinny pregnant women
  • People who say, "oh, your body will never be the same again."
  • Being hot
  • Waiting 45 mins to an hour and a half to see the doctor
  • My legs touching at the top
  • When people would take food off my plate (This, and my long-list of cravings mentioned above, probably contributed to the leg-touching problem)
  • Giant boobs, boob sweat... basically everything to do with my boobs (sorry MKB, TMI) 
  • Having to pee 100 times a day
  • Constantly being asked to pee in a cup - especially when I could no longer see my crotch!
  • Not knowing when our kiddo would arrive

INAPPROPRIATE THINGS PEOPLE SAID TO ME THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A PREGNANT WOMAN (OR ANY WOMAN FOR THAT MATTER)...
  • "You look very healthy." (Code for saying, "you look fat!")
  • "I can tell your hips are preparing for birth."
  • "Oh wow!"
  • "You are huge!"
  • "You are much prettier when you are NOT pregnant."
  • Any thing that comes remotely close to this conversation: 
    • Waitress: "Are you having a boy?" 
    • Me: "Yes"
    • Waitress: "I can tell because women who are having boys look ugly; women who are having girls look pretty." 
    • Me: "Um... ok."
  • "Just wait until your milk comes in."
  • "At least you don't wear makeup to try and cover it up."

UNEXPECTED BODY CHANGES...
  • The traveling belly button... it moved up and out!
  • A thicker neck!
  • Hands falling asleep while I was sleeping (or trying to sleep) and aching so badly they would wake me up.
  • Swollen ankles with relatively normal feet - imagine under-the-skin ankle weights!
  • Inability to rotate (like normal) from side to side. 
  • How difficult it became to bend down and pick things up!
  • How bad my ribs hurt.
  • When I had to go... I HAD TO GO!

THINGS I HAVE LOVED....
  • Feeling him move
  • Ultrasounds
  • Playing bluegrass music and watching my belly jump all around
  • Talking to Mike about the type of parents we want to be
  • Imagining what MKB will look like
  • The outpouring of love from friends and family